When someone calls your name
Expectation
Reality:
I’m not even on drugs. I’m just weird.
^LOL.. story of my life :$
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This is my mom using the computer:
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When I hear someone say “Food”.
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Acronyms
LOL
ROFL
LMAO
LMFAO
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Calling your mom back after 50 missed calls
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- the last thing i will ever do in my goddamn life is say congrats to barcelona
That awkward moment when you tell your parents something funny and they take it too seriously
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